i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
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Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
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Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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