Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
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I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
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I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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