he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
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Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
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So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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