Sponge bath it is.
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
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there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
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What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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