you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
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His hands were made for my vagina.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
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Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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