Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
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The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
How's work?
Spinning.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
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I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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