Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
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In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
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.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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