it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
These People Had Regrettable One Night Stands
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
This Girl Makes Latte Art That’s Too Cute to Drink
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED