Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
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Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
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My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.