She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
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someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
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I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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