The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
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Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
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at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
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