glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
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