why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
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He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
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I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
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