this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
cat food counts as protein by the way
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Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
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I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
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