okay pat passed out under dana's car
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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