I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied