Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
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I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
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Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.