I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
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Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
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I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
The convent might be a nice break from real life
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.