I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
my vag is so smooth its legendary
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
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So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
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Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...