She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
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New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
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He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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