I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
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you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
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No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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