Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
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you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
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We should try to put a bagel on your penis
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
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