so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
Blood and glitter go together right?
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
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I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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