I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
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You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
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Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
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