yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
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Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
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Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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