i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
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My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
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YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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