A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
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it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
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there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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