Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
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so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
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it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
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