Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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