But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
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