CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
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I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
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Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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