some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
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Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
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Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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