I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
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My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
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It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
I love you.
Bad choice
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