omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
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She told me I should be a condom model.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
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I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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