whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
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I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
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Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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