i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
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