just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
Randomize
