i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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