Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
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