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Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
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Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
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my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
he just fucked me for my cheese.