google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
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It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
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I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs