she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night