Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
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DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
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i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick