hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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