Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
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turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
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Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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