every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
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Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
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i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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