just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
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Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
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When did we convert life to cartoon?
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
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