new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
These People Made Expensive Mistakes That They’ll Regret Forever
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
Febreezed myself at a stop light on the way to the IRS office. Judgmental glare from some old lady in the car next to me, thumbs up from her husband.
Things The Opposite Sex Just Doesn’t Understand
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on