Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
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She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?