No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend