I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
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sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
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My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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