i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
We walked through the hotel lobby in slow-mo taking huge steps because we were astronauts, and astronauts obviously can't be drunk.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
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You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
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All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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