Say something about gay babies.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
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Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
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He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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