before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
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Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
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Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
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