Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
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