so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
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You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
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And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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