I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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